Never Unprepared.

Convo:

Girl 1: “Ryan Lochte is so dumb.”

Girl 2: “Oh my god, have you heard him talk? He’s, like, soooo retarded.”

Girl 1: “Ya, LOL, he’s ummmm, like, essentially retarded.” 

Girl 2: “Ya, but he’s soooo hot! HA!”

(*Me overhearing and fleeing the bar and hiding/plotting how to leave the country.)

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I can’t hear one more person discuss the intelligence of Ryan Lochte. I don’t know him and I know we’re not dating (I’ve come to grips.) But, his intelligence is irrelevant. It’s like talking about how uncreative your doctor is or how out-of-shape your favorite author is. His intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with what he does. He swims, he’s not your pediatrician. Who cares? Do I expect him to be talking about Tolstoy in interviews after he has literally been under water for the past 25 years? Do I think Gabby Douglas just rocked out a perfect score on her SATs? Do I care?

Aside from being a 10, he just won 5 Olympics Medals in a week… you’re on your couch in the middle of Iowa talking about how “dumb” he is. And, lets just say he was really smart, we’d all be calling him an arrogant douche. We’d have to find something wrong. Why can’t we just let a person just be good at what they’re good at? 

Which Olympic Athlete has the best dog? 

a.) Michael Phelps & Herman

b.) Kobe Bryant & Riley

c.) David Beckham & Coco

d.) Serena Williams & Lorelei

e.) Lochte & Carter

WINNER: Michael Phelps & Herman

Something is going on in London that is not getting the attention it deserves. The more I watch these games, the more I’m thinking: Is Victoria Secrets now a country? Who the hell are these people?!

After making my Top 10 hotties list yesterday, I started pervin’ and perusin’ the Net and found I could have made a list of at least 50 babes. These people are not to be believed… Now, with all due respect, I am dedicating this week and next by giving the Olympic babes the respect they deserve. 

I may sound like a creep, but something needed to be said. How can these people be 10’s & have super human talent? Just take a gander at the changes that have occurred in the last 16 years.

Olympians from the 1996 Atlanta Games: 

And Now… 2012 London Olympics/Victoria Secret Fashion Show

10. Nick Symmonds (US Track & Field)

9. Natasha Hastings (US Track & Field)

8. Nathan Adrian (US Swimmer)

7.) Rodger Federer (Switzerland Tennis)

6. Alex Morgan (US Soccer)

5. Tom Daley (British Diver)

4. Maria Sharapova (Russian Tennis)

3. David Beckham (British Soccer)

2. Darya Klishina (Russian Track & Field)

1. RYAN LOCHTE… HOLY. SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (US Swimmer)

Honorable Mention….

Australian Swimmers

And…. Best Couple:

Lochte & Klishina … Smokin’ Hot Olympic Babes.

Watermelon Whole Fruit Popsicles
3 cups watermelon puree (about 1/4 to 1/2 a watermelon)
1/2 cup fresh blueberries
1/2 cup chopped fresh strawberries
1 kiwi, peeled and sliced
1 peach or nectarine, diced small
handful fresh cherries, pitted and chopped

Cut the watermelon into chunks and then puree it in a blender until smooth. Set aside.

Set out about 1 dozen popsicle molds (amount needed will vary depending on size of molds). Fill each one with the chopped fresh fruit. Then pour in the watermelon puree until each mold is full to the top. Place a popsicle stick into each one. Place into your freezer and freeze for about 6 to 8 hours.

See recipe:
http://www.nourishingmeals.com/2012/07/watermelon-whole-fruit-popsicles.html